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Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

"When Mogs died we had him cloned, there were a few teething problems!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Dog Walker

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Shaved Ice

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Moliere

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Since the cloning, Professor Kane's workload has eased up considerably.