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"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Henrik Ibsen,

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

"We have some architects in our colony."

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'Help! I ran my business like a government.'

Since the cloning, Professor Kane's workload has eased up considerably.

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.