Clone Fanatic T-Shirts

Jones,Jones,Jones,Jones,Jones,Jones,& Jones, cloning research.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Child hooking into a television

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'How now, brown cow?'

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

Knight

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."

One giant bark for dogkind.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Reigning Cats and Dogs

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."