Clone Fanatic Gifts

Jones,Jones,Jones,Jones,Jones,Jones,& Jones, cloning research.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Child hooking into a television

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

Knight

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

One giant bark for dogkind.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Reigning Cats and Dogs

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"