Clone Enthusiast Gifts

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'What did you learn in Science class today?'

Production line producing production line workers.

Have you been playing around with genetic engineering? Yes, sorry!

Cloning $6 - "No personal cheques - you think we were born yesterday?"

"The worst thing about being a clone is having no one to blame but yourself."

Department of Genetic Engineering: 'Same old. . . same old. . .'

'It says here that it takes all kinds to make the world go round. Now that we're all clones, should we expect to see it stop rotating?'

"Just wait 'til you have clones of your own."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Private Institute Cloning.

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing.'

'We're looking for a mother figure.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Men! You're all alike!"

"Don't bother, there here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

Save Our Universe

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'