Clone Aficionado Gifts

'We found both of you equally qualified for the position...'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

Human cloning - 'Do you remember the access code?' - 'Don't ask me, I am you.'

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

CLONE BAG

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Spot the difference.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Alien David statue

"It get it – you're hungry."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Vlad the Impala

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."