Clone Enthusiast Pillows

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'What did you learn in Science class today?'

Production line producing production line workers.

Bar. You clones are all alike! Is that a compliment or not?

Have you been playing around with genetic engineering? Yes, sorry!

Cloning $6 - "No personal cheques - you think we were born yesterday?"

"The worst thing about being a clone is having no one to blame but yourself."

Department of Genetic Engineering: 'Same old. . . same old. . .'

'It says here that it takes all kinds to make the world go round. Now that we're all clones, should we expect to see it stop rotating?'

"Just wait 'til you have clones of your own."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Private Institute Cloning.

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing.'

'We're looking for a mother figure.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Men! You're all alike!"

"Don't bother, there here."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

How am I abducting?

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Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'