Copy Enthusiast Pillows

Photocopier Twins.

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

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People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

Woman looking into a mirror

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Presenter Auditions.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"Is anything good on?"

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Man selling lamb weekly

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."