Cloning Enthusiast Pillows

"You can clone yourself as much as you like, Brainstorm, but you're only getting one salary."

'Cloned mouse' 'Cloned cheese' 'Cloned mousetrap'

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

"I know diversity is the big trend in business, German, but I'm going another way."

In a freak accident Mike managed to photocopy himself.

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

'Happy New Ear!'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Clones are people two!

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

I spent my whole career studying the effects of cloning on aging. What did you find? Same old, same old. Plainwell Brew.

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

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