Cloning Enthusiast Pillows

"You can clone yourself as much as you like, Brainstorm, but you're only getting one salary."

'Cloned mouse' 'Cloned cheese' 'Cloned mousetrap'

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

"I know diversity is the big trend in business, German, but I'm going another way."

In a freak accident Mike managed to photocopy himself.

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Happy New Ear!'

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

Clones are people two!

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

DNA Analysis

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'