Clone Connoisseurs Pillows

"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"

The Family Joules: Part 16

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Henrik Ibsen,

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

Bio-Genetic Research Lab. When I ask about cloning all I get is double-talk.

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

"We have some architects in our colony."

'Help! I ran my business like a government.'

Since the cloning, Professor Kane's workload has eased up considerably.