Clone Hobbyist Pillows

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Casual skydiving.

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Clone Research and Development, "Psst- rumour has it the boss is a self-made man."

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"

CLONE BAG

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

"Better living through cloning."

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

Recombinant DNA

Cloning departments

Cloning $6 - "No personal cheques - you think we were born yesterday?"

Bar. You clones are all alike! Is that a compliment or not?

'I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing.'