Clone Hobbyist Mugs

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

Casual skydiving.

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

Clone Research and Development, "Psst- rumour has it the boss is a self-made man."

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

'My psychiatrist told me to take up a hobby, so I became a psychiatrist.'

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"

CLONE BAG

"Better living through cloning."

Recombinant DNA

Cloning departments

Cloning $6 - "No personal cheques - you think we were born yesterday?"

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

'I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing.'