Clone Aficionados Pillows

"We're delighted to have been grown in the same laboratory as dolly the sheep and Ricky Martin..However, why are we all called Kevin?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"We have the exact same taste."

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Grrrr....'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."