Duplicate Aficionados Pillows

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Sinead?!"

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

Monster on horizon warning sign.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

CLONE BAG

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

Twins

'Make it a quadruple.'

'I was betting you wouldn't show.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

'I'm not supplying you with anymore ideas until you pay me what you owe me from your last novel.'

New Milks