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"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Sinead?!"

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

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Superfoods are in aisle three.

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

Monster on horizon warning sign.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

'I was betting you wouldn't show.'

'Make it a quadruple.'

Twins

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

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"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

New Milks

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

When did the McDonald's go in?