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'Twins, brought up in separate homes...take several naps each day'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Baptism Then and Now

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"Sinead?!"

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

Romulus (left) and Remus

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Twins

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

"She was my secretary before we got married, now she's the treasurer."

Yehudi Menuhin.

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

Twins

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'Mozart...as your agent I strongly advise against your choice of stage name...'

'Make it a quadruple.'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."