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'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

'You have a very bad case of transference.'

'And that's his evil twin brother'

"This identical twin of yours... Can you describe him?"

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"Your face looks familiar too!"

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"

Twins

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

Welcome. 23rd annual twins convention - No clones allowed.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Gemini

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

X-RAY

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Romulus (left) and Remus

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"You look good in that."

Twins

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

'Make it a quadruple.'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

"It doesn't help that you have such fond memories of our upbringing."