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"Golfing together has certainly brought father and son closer, mom. Especially after they were both kicked out of the club today."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"The club scene is really changing."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

A skier and a paraglider

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Snowman Football Fan.

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

Mine Host.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

England.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

'Cheer up...'

Party Party!

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

No Dogs.

Sisyphus

Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.