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Photocopier Twins.

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Woman looking into a mirror

Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Presenter Auditions.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"Is anything good on?"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Man selling lamb weekly

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Silly News.

"'60 Minutes' is on."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'