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"We have some architects in our colony."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'Who's the new guy?'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"He's a mental-health critic."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

'Help! I ran my business like a government.'

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

The pilgrimage begins

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."

"Gentlemen, third parties are ordinarily a long shot—but not with clones of these guys!"

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

'The middle east eh! See somebody's wife has been turned into a pillar of salt, the Hittites are at it again, a load of slaves have escaped fro Egypt by parting the sea, and some lot have destroyed the walls of Jericho with trumpets, when will ever end?'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."