Copier Enthusiast Prints

'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

Editor.

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Johannes Gutenberg

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Brown only photocopier sales.

Megacorp Pictures Advertising Dept. We need a catchy phrase to promote this new earthquake movie. "Look out for that runaway terrain."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

General Writing War and Peace

"I translate books from English into better English."

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

'Print is Dead.'

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

'Well, does typewriter whiteout make me invisible?'

"It was a dark and stormy night...."