Copier Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Editor.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Brown only photocopier sales.

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Johannes Gutenberg

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

General Writing War and Peace

"I translate books from English into better English."

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'Print is Dead.'

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

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