Clipboard Aficionado Gifts

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

General Writing War and Peace

When pedants take a break.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Snail Writer

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

The Post Office Is... Forever

'Have you considered your x-height?'

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

"Ahh, Dickinson, I hope that's office business you're using that photocopier for."

'Bucky,I'm not going to duel you over a clipboard!'

'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

'I don't have the heart to tell him that electric typewriters aren't REALLY the latest thing.'