Clipboard Aficionado Mugs

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Bill Bailey

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

When pedants take a break.

General Writing War and Peace

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Snail Writer

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Construction is fine, but I'm more interested in development.

'Bucky,I'm not going to duel you over a clipboard!'

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

'Have you considered your x-height?'

"Ahh, Dickinson, I hope that's office business you're using that photocopier for."

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

''It was the best of times, it was the somewhat less offensive of times.' We gotta tighten this intro up.'

The Post Office Is... Forever

'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'