Copy Machine Enthusiast Mugs

"Ahh, Dickinson, I hope that's office business you're using that photocopier for."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Editor.

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Johannes Gutenberg

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

General Writing War and Peace

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"I translate books from English into better English."

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'