Clipboard Connoisseur Mugs

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

How to write

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Practical Woodworm...

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Safety Pin

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

'Bucky,I'm not going to duel you over a clipboard!'

'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'

'Give it to me. . . I'll copy it for you. . . I'll put it in the bottom of our stack so it doesn't get mixed up with yours.'

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

'You can check facts, but these are factoids.'

"When Mogs died we had him cloned, there were a few teething problems!"

"You aren't getting enough clothing."

Photocopier Twins.

"Do you like this new alphabet soup for the elderly!"

Warning people with clipboards operate in this area.

''Captions don't lie, Phil' 'Think again, Muriel.''

Joe's Tattoo Parlour

'How are this morning, briefly?'

Eskimo office worker with in/uit workboxes.