Clipboard Connoisseur T-Shirts

Would you say you are very likely, somewhat likely, or not at all likely to buy a clipboard from me?

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

How to write

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Practical Woodworm...

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

Safety Pin

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

Construction is fine, but I'm more interested in development.

George Carlin

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

'Bucky,I'm not going to duel you over a clipboard!'

'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

'Give it to me. . . I'll copy it for you. . . I'll put it in the bottom of our stack so it doesn't get mixed up with yours.'

'You can check facts, but these are factoids.'

"Do you like this new alphabet soup for the elderly!"

Photocopier Twins.

Warning people with clipboards operate in this area.

"When Mogs died we had him cloned, there were a few teething problems!"

"You aren't getting enough clothing."

Joe's Tattoo Parlour

Eskimo office worker with in/uit workboxes.

''Captions don't lie, Phil' 'Think again, Muriel.''