Keyboard Connoisseur Mugs

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

Felix Mendelssohn

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

A woman playing a keyboard

Bill Bailey

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Heaven

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Col Pugno

Go on! Pick a card.

Claviers

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

Organ transport team

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

Anton Bruckner.

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Laptop/mousetrap.

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Tune Up Shop.

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."