Keyboard Enthusiast Mugs

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'The vicar suggested an appropriate piece for next Sunday might be the Voluntary 'Redundancy'.'

'Steno Keypads 50% OFF' 'So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

In need of a wash...

The Escape Key

'Where's the fine print key?'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

"Hmm... I wonder what this 'ESC' key does?"

Neil was only too happy to become an organ donor.

"I'm kind of obsessed with the F1 key. Do you think I need help?"

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

'Sorry, didn't have time for lunch.'

Keyboard Accident

A woman playing a keyboard

The clickety clack of your office pc keyboard: 50c.

'My new keyboard? Thank you, sir, it's very useful!'

'Hoping they would always work well together, we named them Shift, Control and Alternate.'

Computer book.

Celesta

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

"Q, W, E, R, T, Y, U, I, O,..."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'