Key Enthusiast Mugs

"Yes, you do carry a lot of keys. Maybe if I cut you a few copies on lighter weight blanks."

"Hello, Akme Locksmith? I'd like to report a vehicle lock out."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

A woman playing a keyboard

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

Organ transport team

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

'Nah! He's not my type.'

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

Celesta

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

Teacher trying to hammer knowledge into child.

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

In need of a wash...

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.