Keys Aficionado Mugs

"That request is physically impossible..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

A woman playing a keyboard

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'We know you have a cat.'

Modern Life Blues

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Okay, who's purring?"

Cat Boss

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

Love At First Shock

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Sergey Rahmaninov

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."