Musical Keys Lover Mugs

"I'm sorry, but because of recent budget cuts we will no longer be able to use the key of 'G'!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

A woman playing a keyboard

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The band.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

A 60's pop group

Bass Clef

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

Organ transport team

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Keyboard in Heaven

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

Early music

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

'Nah! He's not my type.'

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Grange Hildegard.

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

An Evening Around the Piano

Celesta