Musical Keys Lover Gifts

"I'm sorry, but because of recent budget cuts we will no longer be able to use the key of 'G'!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

A woman playing a keyboard

Bill Bailey

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

The band.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

A 60's pop group

Bass Clef

Organ transport team

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Keyboard in Heaven

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

Musical Discord

Early music

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

Tune Up Shop.

'Nah! He's not my type.'

Celesta

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

"Oh shit! What have I done? Undo key! Undo key!"

Grange Hildegard.

An Evening Around the Piano