Key Connoisseur Gifts

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

bird interprets modern art

The Philip Marlow family

Dog Walker

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Shaved Ice

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Crime Writer's Society.

Landscape Artists

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Bleak House

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Charles Dickens.

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

King Richard I

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'He was an evil king.'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Henry, we like the 'any colour as long as it's black,' idea but we just want to ask...is it the RIGHT black?"