Keys And Kettlebells Enthusiast Gifts

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

The Mosskeytoe.

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

'I can't find my key.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

The Cartoonist.

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

Key at the centre of a maze.

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

'Ah... you'll be wanting the King si...er...Queen size.'

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

'Always the last place you look.'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

"Do we know for sure it's a concussion and not just a Keatsian swoon?"

'I thought you had the keys!'

Piano costume

'I lost my key to the kingdom.'

"That request is physically impossible..."

'They can never seem to take a hint that we don't want them over. We constantly lock them out. Still, somehow they always managed to get in.'