Lock And Key Enthusiast Gifts

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

Lost your keys, but can't afford a certified locksmith? Hire they guys at Very Cheap, but Very Effective Door Opening Service.

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

'So anyway Steve's off on holiday somewhere. . . I've changed the lock on the main entrance! let's see him squeeze through the pet door for a change.'

A Pad-Loch

Piano costume

Security.

"Happy New Year"

The age of passwords.

"That request is physically impossible..."

"Unlock your imagination."

Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.

Key Cutting.

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

Security

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

'We'll never guess her password.'

Robber in Locksmiths "..and don't try to make a bolt for the door"

Eye test through a keyhole.

'I'll bet you pressed ENTER, didn't you?'