Lock-picking Enthusiast Gifts

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

"These 'public' restrooms are unnecessarily difficult to break into."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

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Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

"Happy New Year"

A Pad-Loch

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

'So anyway Steve's off on holiday somewhere. . . I've changed the lock on the main entrance! let's see him squeeze through the pet door for a change.'

Security.

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

"Unlock your imagination."

Key Cutting.

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

Security

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Lockdown exit being unlocked.

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

'My teacher and my computer were both down today.'

"My plan is to figure out child-proof caps, then move right into hacking."

Padlock on a milk bottle.

WARDEN, ''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Born to Locksmith.