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Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

Key Cutting.

Born to Locksmith.

A Pad-Loch

"We try to rehabilitate our inmates by giving them new skills. 763 here for instance is training to be a locksmith."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

The Hammer

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I locked the key in the trunk."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'It's an old work injury.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.