Locksmith Enthusiasts Gifts

"Happy New Year"

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Hammer and Anvil.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'Joe, would you please throw me the car keys?'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

Penknife catching baby penknife.