Locksmith Enthusiasts Pillows

"Happy New Year"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Hammer and Anvil.

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'Joe, would you please throw me the car keys?'

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'