Locksmithing Lovers Pillows

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.

'Joe, would you please throw me the car keys?'

Sheep Knitting.

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.