Locksmithing Lovers Pillows

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

Sheep Knitting.

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

'Joe, would you please throw me the car keys?'

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'