Locksmith Lover Pillows

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

The Dandy

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

"Politics has divided everything."

Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.

Pandemic Orphans

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Crocheting during lockdown

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'Joe, would you please throw me the car keys?'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'