Lock Enthusiast Pillows

Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.

Open & closed

Security.

Security

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

Key Cutting.

Born to Locksmith.

A Pad-Loch

"We try to rehabilitate our inmates by giving them new skills. 763 here for instance is training to be a locksmith."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

The Hammer

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'It's an old work injury.'

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt