Lock Expert Pillows

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Statue of Security

Nuclear Security Summit

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

Dictator, Interrupted

The Costs Of Doing War.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

The world of surveillance.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

Eurocopa 2016

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"My mom the security expert never trusted me. She'd never tell me her maiden name."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'So tell me why you feel threatened all the time'... 4 panel - Uncle Same in therapist office.

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'