Lock Expert Pillows

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Nuclear Security Summit

Statue of Security

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

The Costs Of Doing War.

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

How to create a password you can remember...

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

The world of surveillance.

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

Eurocopa 2016

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"My mom the security expert never trusted me. She'd never tell me her maiden name."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'So tell me why you feel threatened all the time'... 4 panel - Uncle Same in therapist office.