Lock Picking Aficionado Pillows

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

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Prisoner with lots of Locks.

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

Security.

'So anyway Steve's off on holiday somewhere. . . I've changed the lock on the main entrance! let's see him squeeze through the pet door for a change.'

A Pad-Loch

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

"Happy New Year"

"Unlock your imagination."

Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.

Lockdown exit being unlocked.

Security

"I think you're perfect for this job. And not just because I'm afraid that if you don't get it you'll hack my phone and steal my identity."

Key Cutting.

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

"Whoa! This is my stolen identity!"

Padlock on a milk bottle.

WARDEN, ''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"My plan is to figure out child-proof caps, then move right into hacking."