Lock-picking Enthusiasts Pillows

"Unlock your imagination."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

In jail dreaming of a key/release

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

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'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

'So anyway Steve's off on holiday somewhere. . . I've changed the lock on the main entrance! let's see him squeeze through the pet door for a change.'

A Pad-Loch

Security.

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

"Happy New Year"

Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.

Lockdown exit being unlocked.

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

Key Cutting.

Security

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

'My teacher and my computer were both down today.'

"My plan is to figure out child-proof caps, then move right into hacking."

Padlock on a milk bottle.

WARDEN, ''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"These 'public' restrooms are unnecessarily difficult to break into."