Lock-changing Aficionado Pillows

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

Lost your keys, but can't afford a certified locksmith? Hire they guys at Very Cheap, but Very Effective Door Opening Service.

In jail dreaming of a key/release

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

'Hi, honey... I'm Ohm!'

Restraining order

Security.

A Pad-Loch

'So anyway Steve's off on holiday somewhere. . . I've changed the lock on the main entrance! let's see him squeeze through the pet door for a change.'

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

"Happy New Year"

"Unlock your imagination."

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

Security

Key Cutting.

Lockdown exit being unlocked.

Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.

"I think you're perfect for this job. And not just because I'm afraid that if you don't get it you'll hack my phone and steal my identity."

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

WARDEN, ''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'