Lock And Key Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

Lost your keys, but can't afford a certified locksmith? Hire they guys at Very Cheap, but Very Effective Door Opening Service.

In jail dreaming of a key/release

Ambushing A Castle With A Giant Key.

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

"Happy New Year"

'So anyway Steve's off on holiday somewhere. . . I've changed the lock on the main entrance! let's see him squeeze through the pet door for a change.'

Piano costume

A Pad-Loch

Security.

The age of passwords.

"Unlock your imagination."

"That request is physically impossible..."

Security

Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

Key Cutting.

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

'We'll never guess her password.'

Robber in Locksmiths "..and don't try to make a bolt for the door"

'I'll bet you pressed ENTER, didn't you?'

"I suggest you take some things off your key chain, or carry it with your other arm from time to time."

Eye test through a keyhole.