Lock-picking Enthusiast Pillows

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

"These 'public' restrooms are unnecessarily difficult to break into."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

In jail dreaming of a key/release

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

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Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

"Happy New Year"

A Pad-Loch

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

'So anyway Steve's off on holiday somewhere. . . I've changed the lock on the main entrance! let's see him squeeze through the pet door for a change.'

Security.

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

"Unlock your imagination."

Key Cutting.

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

Security

Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.

Lockdown exit being unlocked.

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

'My teacher and my computer were both down today.'

"My plan is to figure out child-proof caps, then move right into hacking."

Padlock on a milk bottle.

WARDEN, ''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Born to Locksmith.