Lock Picker In Training Pillows

"My plan is to figure out child-proof caps, then move right into hacking."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

Pranking Zombies

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

"I get paid by the word."

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

Coffee Shops of the Old West: "Damn it Zeke! How many times do I have to tell you?? When a customer asks for a double shot...he means Espresso!"

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'This should come out just right.'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

'When I said we need to put some magic back into our marriage...'

"For the New Year, I've decided to listen more and talk less."

Property of April Fool

"He just walked out - right in the middle of our act."

'Wow! This is the third restraining order this week! That's the last time I plan a family reunion.'

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

Security.

A Pad-Loch

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

"Unlock your imagination."

The neames of hardware items are often hard to remember...'I'm looking for a box of metallic pins about 1 inch long and with a pointed tip with a sort of circular surface?' 'Nails! Aisle 2B'

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